Saturday, October 8, 2011

Poo!...Not Poo!

If you have ever attempted to learn Mandarin, you will know it is not easy. Especially for us Brits! I have been picking up Mandarin since around September 2009, but I had never understood how children learned all of the common Mandarin characters.

I thought, to learn the first 5000 or so, they would use drill exercises to remember them all. But I knew that somehow the characters could be broken down into sub-characters. I did not understand how the sub-characters represented the main characters when they were put together, as together, they did not resemble the final character at all. That is when I had a chat (in a fashion) with my wife's father and now it is all crystal clear.

Basically there are 37 symbols that represent the phonetics system of the Mandarin language and they do not work like English phonetics, as in, when they are put together, they will not create a character/word visually, only through pronunciation. The list on the left shows the Bopomofo.

It probably wont make a lot of sense to some, as it stands. But the character (the red and green symbol - normally all black) is sort of like the Mandarin alphabet. The black letter on the right of it, is the way it is pronounced (but is slightly different to how it would be read in English).


E.g. the first symbol is pronounced 'ber', the one below it, 'per'. They are some of the simple ones. But some sounds are so similar that it is very difficult for foreigners to distinguish between them. Hence the name of my blog title today. While trying to say a word last night with my wife, I was pronouncing the word 'poo' wrong. My wife lost her patience with me and raised her voice saying 'it's POO! not POO! I couldn't contain my laughter at this point.


The symbols are placed on the right of a Mandarin character on top of each other. They tell children how to pronounce the character they are reading. Remember though, they are only a tool for pronunciation, they do not look like the character they represent the punctuation of.

Here is an example of two Mandarin words, with the Bopomofo, to tell us how to pronounce them. Bear in mind, Bopomofo is usually only given for children to use, which is why I never saw it until I looked inside my nephew's magazine.


Taking the first character on the left, we can see on big character and three small characters on the right of it (down the side). The three small characters (not including the dash to the right of them) are the Bopomofo. From top to bottom, they are pronounced 'der', 'ee' and 'an'. If we say all those in succession, we have the character 'dian'.

The character on the top right, using the Bopomofo, is pronounced 'shi'. When we say the two characters in succession, we have dian shi, which means television.

You might be wondering at this point, well how do the children know what the words mean? Usually, the children are already fairly proficient in speaking and listening, which enables them to recognise and understand the semantics of what they are reading. If they do not know a word, they can either ask someone who does, or use a Mandarin dictionary. Which is not as scientifically laid out as the English dictionary (to say the least).

Now if you were wondering what the dash is for, on the right of the Bopomofo, it allows the reader to know which tone to use to pronounce the character. There is an image of the tone symbols below. The tone smbol used in the image above is the 4th tone, meaning you must say the word from high to low tone. The first tone is constant, the second from low to high and the third (the hardest) is from high to low and back up again.


For a demonstration of the tones, you can watch this short video, which I found on YouTube.


That concludes today's edition, hope it was insightful and interesting. Maybe you even learned something!


Friday, October 7, 2011

Earthquakes and Typhoons

When I were a lad (not so long ago) I used to think typhoons were like tornadoes in the sea that engulfed whole cities that were near the sea. I also used to think ALL earthquakes were deadly and they would (ALL) be so powerful that people would be thrown across the room.

Since I found Taiwan, I have learned otherwise. I was reminded of the earthquake fact at around 3am this morning when we had a small earthquake that gently shook our bed for approximately 30 seconds. It was so weak that it almost felt as if it wasn't really happening. Even though me and my wife could feel it and knew it was. In one word, I would describe it as eerie.

I am by no means hoping I will ever feel a 'real' earthquake. But like most people, I am very interested in them and other natural disasters. Here is a picture of the aftermath of an earthquake that shook Taiwan in 1999 and killed over 200 people.


Typhoons can be equally as deadly. In this next image, over 700 people were feared dead after a mudslide in Kaoh caused by typhoon Marakot.


Note to self: avoid playing with mother nature...

Thanks for reading!

Thursday, October 6, 2011

Hot Dogs and Tax

I was amazed today when I went to a 7-Eleven (a popular shop in Taiwan - and America I believe) and bought a hot dog containing a sausage of my choice, with mustard, ketchup and a very nice cup of ice coffee for only $49 (Taiwan Dollars). To you and me, that is only £1.00 (GBP). I'm telling you now, it is the nicest hot dog I have ever bought for £1.00. In Britain, I would be lucky to even get a cone of chips for that price! Here is a picture of a genuine 7-Eleven hot dog! Absolutely lovely... (little things please little minds)


But do not be fooled into thinking Taiwan is a cheap place to live because Taiwan is not as cheap as people may believe. I have found that food and drink, when bought from convenience stores like 7-Eleven or from the night market can be extremely cheap. I bought a tray full of lovely roasted duck for only $100, which is £2.00 in Britain. I can buy a 500ml bottle of coca cola for $20 = 40 British pence.

However, when looking at house prices, you would be hard-pushed to find a decent sized flat for under £180,000! Unless you want to live alone in the mountains that is...

Since I came here last year in August, it seems the prices have shot up though, even in the small shops. I suppose this is because of the world's weakening economic situation, but most things (except for property, technology and vehicles) are usually cheaper here than in Britain.

Along with cheaper prices though, comes lower salaries. The average salary for a Taiwanese person in Taiwan would be around $30,000 TWD per month, which is around £600.00 GBP for full time work (perhaps with a bit of unpaid overtime thrown in). Even with the lowest tax bracket of 7% income tax, this is still much lower than the minimum wage in Britain. If they are 'lucky' enough to earn between $370,001 and $990,000 TWD per year, their new tax bracket almost doubles and they have to pay 13%. I feel sorry for the poor guy/girl who gets paid exactly $370,001 TWD!

As a foreigner, for the first 183 days of being and working in Taiwan, I will be expected to pay 20% on my earnings. But luckily I am allowed the claim 7% back after the tax year (and the 183 days) is over when my tax rate drops down to 13%. If only I could earn a British salary on this income tax rate - I reiterate, 'if only'.

Thanks for reading and I hope you found this one insightful! Here is a beautiful picture of Taipei City. That large tower is called Taipei 101 - for those who don't already know!


Wednesday, October 5, 2011

Apple Nightmare!

Me and my wife bought an Apple IPhone 4 each (second hand) before we came to Taiwan in the hope that we would be able to use a Taiwanese carrier's sim card as long as it is unlocked through the UK carrier it is locked to. For this privilege I paid £20.00 to Vodafone and sure enough within a day or two, my phone was unlocked and I could use it with my Orange sim card. My wife's phone was already unlocked because it could be used on Orange, Three and Vodafone (or so we assumed).

Anyway, after we arrived in Taiwan we both bought a contract for a Taiwanese carrier called WeiBou which offered us quite a nice deal, albeit a bit more expensive than in England. When we put the sim cards into our phones mine worked instantly, but Scully's IPhone (my wife) said we had to connect to ITunes (which is the normal procedure when changing carrier).

When we got home, I connected her mobile to ITunes and was prompted by the 'rather lovely' error in the image below. Which I promptly laughed at and big-headedly thought to myself that I would be able to find a solution on the internet. 


I spent hours and hours trawling the internet for a solution and calling Apple, Orange and Three, trying to find out who the official carrier was for the phone. The problem being that when you put a new sim card in, the phone automatically updates Apple's carrier information for the IMEI, making them think it is locked to a specific network. 

After much arguing with Apple who claimed the phone belonged to Three and Three who claimed they did not have the IMEI in their database, I decided to contact the original owner who said he had purchased the phone from the Apple store on an Orange plan, but had since had the phone replaced due to a problem with the screen. This meant the IMEI number had been changed and not updated in Orange's IMEI database so they did not know the new IMEI is linked to the old one. Apple told me the original IMEI is unlocked, but only for Europe, which explains why all the UK sims were working, but not the Taiwanese one. 

I finally got the IMEI for the old mobile and then contacted Orange again who were able to find the old IMEI in their database and link it to the new one. They confirmed that the IPhone is unlocked, but only in EMEA (Europe). They then offered an international unlock for the old IMEI at a price of £20.00, which must be paid and authorised by the original owner and would automatically unlock the new IMEI too.

Luckily, the original owner seems like a really nice guy and is willing to help me to sort the problem out with a phone call to Orange to authorise the unlock for me. I am waiting to call him back now and hopefully this will be sorted out once and for all and Scully can start making calls with what is currently an expensive paperweight/IPod, along with a reimbursement through PayPal!

Don't you just love the way mobile phones are locked to networks?? And Apple of course...


Tuesday, October 4, 2011

What a Day!


Went for my interview for the software engineering job today and believe it or not, despite having to have Scully in the interview with me to be able to communicate with the Chinese staff, I still got offered the job! But I turned it down...

Why? I hear you asking...The reason is because I have been offered a better job teaching a creative English curriculum in a public school where the salary is better, it is more conveniently located and they will even buy my resident visa for me! I start on 15th October 2011!

Anyway, enough about me! Below is a picture of (some of) the school I will be working in come the 15th (it's a big place). The banners hanging down are the different houses the school has. Reminds me of Harry Potter's Hogwarts in some ways! It is called Guang Fu Elementary School. There is a link to the school below the picture.


Guang Fu Elementary School

In other news, Scully almost got eaten by a giant shark today. We were just walking around minding our own business and then suddenly...



Needless to say, we had a lucky escape!

Monday, October 3, 2011

Learn Something New


Couldn't sleep so decided to get up early and learn some C++ for my interview tomorrow, among other things. I also learned how to put a cool fish tank on my page so when you visit, don't forget to drop some food in there for me with a left click of your mouse.

Living with a baby in the house means I wake up early. There is a picture of Jun-Jun (my nephew) below for your viewing pleasure. I'm sure you will agree he is a cute little chap!

It has been raining for several hours now because we are currently experiencing a typhoon. It is cool though because it also brings a nice temperature decrease! Off to set up a bank account and get a mobile contract in a bit so won't rely on WiFi to bring an update for you guys.

Speak to you soon!


Sunday, October 2, 2011

The Eagle Has Landed

Late on 29th September 2011, me and my wife Ya-Wen landed in Taoyuan airport ready to begin our new life together in her home country. The first thing I noticed was the rain and the sudden temperature increase as we alighted the plane and walked into the airport!

Having now been here for a couple of days, it is starting to really sink in that I have moved here and I need to do something, find a job and be someone. Although going through University and even my PGCE was demanding and complex, I think beginning real, full-time work is actually the most challenging thing to come to terms with.

I have a job interview on 4th October 2011, but I am not feeling too positive about it since I received an email asking me to complete a form that was in Chinese. Do they think I know Chinese?? I will find out soon enough. For now, all I can say is that the next few months are going to be no easy feat for me, but as always, I am ready to face the challenge...